Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
- 2 mixed drinks of Everclear
- 1 fat tire
-1 Bell’s that wasn’t as good as Oberon
- 1 Miller High Life Tall Boy
I gave a hot bald guy my number.
Lightweight champion defends her booze belt.
- 2 Coronas
- 3 Glasses of Sauvignon Blanc
At Least the Twins Won
- 2 Shock Tops
- 6 Michelob Golden Lights
- 1 Blue Moon
- Various pulls from liquor smuggled into Target Field
Awkwardly hugged a coworker last night? Check.
Wrestled with a friend (not a euphemism) at 2am? Check.
Threw up at the office this morning? Check.
The Oldest Guy at the Bachelor Party
- 1 - Summit EPA
- 1 - Honeyweiss
- 1 - 7&7 Mixed for me by a “friend”
- Plenty of Grain Belt Premium while bowling
- Getting ICED by a bro between frames
- Bud Light at Grandma’s Sports Garden
Staring into the sun on I-35 on Sunday morning.
Little hangover on the prairie.
2 vodka, hazelnut Kahlua, and Cokes
3/4 bottle of Buffalo Trace bourbon
OUR FIRST SUBMISSION! Get on it, Tumblr.
3 bottles of burgundy
2 pitchers of Bud
1 IPA
infinite regret
1/2 watermelon four loko
2 PRB tall boys
1 vodka red bull
2 bud lites
1 pancake at 3:30am
3 champagne something cocktails
3 shots of something
no dinner
There’s a joke about the 3rd time being the charm somewhere in here, I just know it.
1/2 bottle of red wine
1/4 bottle of ouzo
All while watching becoming The Walking Dead.
-5 Johnnie Walkers on the rocks
-No dinner
Who says you can’t get drunk on a Monday?
- 5 (or was it 6?) Lagunitas IPA
- 1 Guinness
- No dinner
This birthday is anything but happy.
-Cheap foreign beer (x2)
-Sazerac
-Cheap foreign beer
-Bourbon and coffee
-Cheap foreign beer (x5…or maybe 7? I lost track.)
Too many noises!
-Coors Light
-Bud Light
-Rail gin & tonic
